I let this hot girl go ahead of me in line at Starbucks, but she didn't want to have sex with me on the spot. I was going to yell at her, but I didn't because I thought she might be a feminist. So, I just ran home and cried and played Call of Duty. It got worse when I found out I was out of Mountain Dew.
That feminasty friendzoned you after your obviously sex worthy act, intimidated you into silence, and then probably stole your dew. I bet she was the player that teabagged you in cod, too.
Typical. You gotta stay strong, bro. I’ll be praying to Dawkins for you